You've never actually seen an episode of Loose Women, but Red Ken's PA informs
you that because the panel is always entirely female, you will be required to dress as
a woman for the show. It's a good thing you brought your lucky frock with you!
Things start badly when Red Ken turns up wearing a trouser suit. A masterstroke!
That's what the modern go-getting woman is wearing these days!
The situation quickly deteriorates when Jane McDonald asks both you and Red Ken
about campaign funding and your own personal tax arrangements. Red Ken, the
weasel, says he is paid by a company set up himself, and claims that you do the same.
Already you find yourself on the back foot, with your slimy pinko opponent answering
questions on your behalf.
Bluster clumsily, and ask Red Ken which is his favourite biscuit for dunking in tea.
Whatever answer he gives, say "Well there you go then, who would trust a man
who dunks _________ biscuits in tea?"
Wait until the next advertisement break, and loudly call Red Ken a "fucking liar"
three times when you think everyone else might not be paying attention.
you that because the panel is always entirely female, you will be required to dress as
a woman for the show. It's a good thing you brought your lucky frock with you!
Things start badly when Red Ken turns up wearing a trouser suit. A masterstroke!
That's what the modern go-getting woman is wearing these days!
The situation quickly deteriorates when Jane McDonald asks both you and Red Ken
about campaign funding and your own personal tax arrangements. Red Ken, the
weasel, says he is paid by a company set up himself, and claims that you do the same.
Already you find yourself on the back foot, with your slimy pinko opponent answering
questions on your behalf.
Bluster clumsily, and ask Red Ken which is his favourite biscuit for dunking in tea.
Whatever answer he gives, say "Well there you go then, who would trust a man
who dunks _________ biscuits in tea?"
Wait until the next advertisement break, and loudly call Red Ken a "fucking liar"
three times when you think everyone else might not be paying attention.