Good work! Your downstairs jumbly-wumblies have never felt cosier. Feeling lucky,
you head down the road to the nearest Tube station.
Unexpectedly, the Jubilee line has severe delays. The only option now is to hop on a
Boris Bike.
Or perhaps you could be driven there by your chauffeur, 1990s heartthrob Adam Rickitt.
But you did both drink a lot of champagne at that Conservative Party dinner last night…
Hop on a Boris Bike - there may be a photo opportunity in it!
Make Adam Rickitt a triple strength espresso - you're already late and this is no
time to ninny-nanny around with vanity projects!
you head down the road to the nearest Tube station.
Unexpectedly, the Jubilee line has severe delays. The only option now is to hop on a
Boris Bike.
Or perhaps you could be driven there by your chauffeur, 1990s heartthrob Adam Rickitt.
But you did both drink a lot of champagne at that Conservative Party dinner last night…
Hop on a Boris Bike - there may be a photo opportunity in it!
Make Adam Rickitt a triple strength espresso - you're already late and this is no
time to ninny-nanny around with vanity projects!