The next day it's all over the papers:
SLEAZY BORIS!
BORIS KEEP YOUR JOHNSON TO YOURSELF!
BORIS WANTS TO KISS AND MAKE-UP!
The general public find it hilarious. They can't get enough of it. Your ratings go through the ROOF!
You are re-elected in a landslide victory!
Congratulations! It's so much fun being elected, why not do it again?!
SLEAZY BORIS!
BORIS KEEP YOUR JOHNSON TO YOURSELF!
BORIS WANTS TO KISS AND MAKE-UP!
The general public find it hilarious. They can't get enough of it. Your ratings go through the ROOF!
You are re-elected in a landslide victory!
Congratulations! It's so much fun being elected, why not do it again?!